How to be the coolest college student in college

The coolest college students in the country have to do a lot of things, including be creative and have a knack for making people laugh.

So how can they survive and thrive in the toughest job market in the world?

Here are six tips from our friends at the College Humor podcast.


Be kind to your peers.

One of the best ways to build friendships and relationships is through humor.

And if you’re a college student, the best way to get to know your fellow classmates is by doing funny stuff together.


Laugh in the face of your own mortality.

If you’re going to die, laugh at your own humor.

If someone’s dying, laugh too.

The best time to laugh is in the moment, but also in the process of dying.

The longer you laugh, the more people around you will laugh and the less likely you will die.


Live life with purpose.

College is tough, but it’s a life full of life.

College has a lot to offer, and it’s important to find ways to make the most of what you have.


Be funny and not be mean.

If your friends and family know that you’re funny, they’re more likely to laugh at you when you’re not.

The more you laugh at the world around you, the less people will notice that you don’t have a life.


Don’t expect anything from life.

People have funny names.

People are just as good at making people uncomfortable.

You can’t expect to be popular if you don’t give it your all.


Learn to laugh.

Don’ t get angry.

College doesn’t teach you how to act like a jerk.

It teaches you how not to act.

So don’t expect that when you take your last breath, you’ll have to explain why you’re so angry.